About

“Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.” -Benjamin Franklin

Yeah, that about sums it up.

While I search for a way to pay the bills here in Columbus, Ohio USA, I’m bettering myself through continued higher education. But by night—and sometimes weekend afternoons—I’m a (wannabe) reporter waxing poetic about my belovedly frustrating Columbus Crew over at Massive Report. That’s right, soccer. Wanna fight about it?

I use this space to tell stories – both fiction and non – and to share things that I find hidden in the corners of the interwebs. You may laugh, you may cry, you may ask yourself what exactly is going on. But no matter what your reaction, you’ll know what I’m thinking. And isn’t that the whole point?

If you find any of my stuff entertaining or interesting, or even have a question, let me know. You can leave a comment, email me, find me on your favorite social network, text me, whatever. Pick your favorite means of communiqué.

Long story short: I’m Chris and this is a glimpse into my life.