Lazy Friday Link Dump
Michael Owen has signed with Manchester United.
Sara Palin is resigning as governor of Alaska. Anyone have any doubt she’s going to run for president now?
A great (British) article on why US Soccer is better than you think.
Hitler just found out that Michael Jackson died. He is none too pleased with the news (don’t watch this one mom).
It turns out Becks and Landycakes are just like Shaq and Kobe. Poor Landon, nobody loves him…
Proof that some people’s brain’s don’t actually think things through. Or, worst best ideas ever.
That’s all for today, kids. I’m off for an evening of explosions and bright lights. And maybe some fireworks, too. It is America’s birthday after all, and if we don’t celebrate it like complete whackjobs, well, then the terrorists will have won. Have a good weekend, and be safe out there.
