Notes on a Weekend
1) I hate Tampa.
2) I hate Toronto more.
3) Being a goalkeeper suits me.
4) So does working the door.
5) Cops don’t shake hands anymore for fear of swine flu.
6) Beach volleyball is way overrated.
7) I’m too old for this.
8) I’m too young to be this sore.
9) Can someone recommend an optometrist?
10) I hope they’re bluffing.

