Columbus, Ohio – Home of The (Massive) Columbus Crew, owners of the MLS Eastern Conference Championship Trophy, the MLS Cup, the MLS Supporters Sheild, and The Trillium Cup. Take that Toronto.
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”